4 alternative uses for the leaked 2020/21 home kit 🤮
WHAT WERE THE PEOPLE AT ADIDAS THINKING WHEN THEY CAME UP WITH THE DESIGN?
I mean how can any team take us seriously when it looks like Pac-Man threw up on us?
Instead of marketing it as Manchester United's new jersey, here are 4 other things that would be best suited.
1. Blueprint for Tetris 2.0
Now that 2020 is here and we are all confined at home, this would be the ideal time to launch Tetris 2.0 - except in this version, they're all vertical blocks of black and yellow.
Doesn't make sense? Well, neither does this shirt.
2. An outfit if you wanna perform to Wiz Khalifa's 'Black and Yellow'
We've all grooved to it and we all secretly enjoy it. Might as well wear this shirt the next time we wanna listen to that catchy-ass song.
3. Bus seat cover
We've all seen a bus seat somewhere in the world with a cover like this. Why not actually use it for its intended purpose?
4. Toilet paper
Guys, do we all remember the great toilet paper fiasco of 2020? Well, bless Adidas for coming up with a solution.
P.S - I say all of the above with love, so don't come for me in the comments about how I'm disrespecting the club and all that.
P.P.S - Also, I have anger issues and due to the lockdown, I don't have access to my meds. If you detect passive aggression, it probably is just masked aggression.
P.P.P.S - If you get offended easily, just ignore this article and move on with your life
Ciao until next time! ONE LOVE GGMMUU