Messi and Antonella tongue kiss was TOO cringy. I messaged her and gave these 4 tips
As probably many of you, I was shocked to see such an appalling deep kiss technique in Antonella's Instagram story today. So I decided to take action and provide this lovely couple my practical help.
Below is my DM for Antonella word by word.
"Hello dear! How are you? I’ve seen an episode with you performing a French kiss with Messi in your story. I’m sorry but THAT KISS WAS CRINGY!
Why does Messi look like he’s drunk 10 litres of Chilean wine and is ready to kiss whoever/whatever is in front of him including a hippo’s ass??
The GOAT shouldn’t be portrayed so awkward in public!
Let me give you 4 lessons to avoid such an awful tongue kissing form in the future:
1. Resist from stirring a Messi’s tongue around like a washing machine even if his open mouth is wider than Catalonia’s territory.
2. Put just one hand around his neck instead of two, so that he’d feel more mobile and free.
3. Don’t smile while you are kissing Leo - he may think you are making fun of him for his poor technique.
4. Put some real passion into your kiss, make it sensational, not that hello- grandad-how-are-you-I-brought-you-pills-to-improve-your-digestion kiss.
Have a nice day and let me know whether my tips have helped you.
Love you both!"
Comments
lol
kiss😘😘😘😘😘💜💜💜❤❤❤
Wish I never saw that... Literally the only video with Messi in it that I don't enjoy.