'My brain implant allows me to predict future’: Barca fan says exact date when Pedri’s injuries over
I’m starting this blog to share important news with my fellow Barca fans.
The thing is that a year ago I had an operation on my brain due to a cerebrovascular accident. As a kid, I felt constant headaches, it was unbearable… One day I decided enough is enough and was determined to get rid of this problem once and for all.
I traveled all the way to a Los Angeles clinic to talk to top neuroscientists to see what they can do. They told me there was only one solution - a brain implant. I was reassured the operation would not involve a high risk - so I agreed.
A brain implant was installed in my brain on 10 October 2022. I was so relieved! My headaches disappeared, all my brain functions have been working perfectly fine except one thing…
Now I can foresee future events, especially football ones. I have already won tons of money on betting which allowed me to buy a new house for mom (she teaches folk music to children from working-class families) and pay all the bills for my sister’s treatment who’s been struggling with drug addiction.
As many Barca fans, I really like Pedri and am so saddened to see him pick up injuries so often. The thing is I know exactly when this bad spell is over for him. I hope this prediction will make you, my dear Barca friends, happy.
Pedri will return to full fitness on 21 April 2023 and won’t get serious injuries before the end of the season. The same concerns Barca’s pre-season in summer. Before October 2023, the situation will remain the same. What awaits him next, I can share with you later.
God bless you all.
Comments
Please can you help me with correct score for Barcelona vs Elche, you say you know the future
Adio Okanfor, Is this your brain I'm reading about here?