‘I foresaw date of Messi birth & his Barca move’: voodoo priest’s 3 huge Barcelona predictions
I keep informing you about the latest insights from Haiti’s voodoo priest and soothsayer who has been recently beaten up by Real Madrid fans for putting a spell on some of their players in the past.
The priest is now still recovering but he kindly agreed to tell about his most fascinating predictions from the past.
Neymar
“I saw a 128-year-old snake during one rainy night in my village in 1982. He told me, ‘My little brother will start his journey in Brazil, then he will travel to Catalonia and then he’ll end up in Paris. He will be loved and hated by millions of people.’
During that night I was together with a 20-year-old girl with massive breasts from Port-au-Prince. She asked me, ‘Who are you talking to while I’m lying naked and wet?’ I said, ‘I’m talking to Neymar’s brother’. I don’t how I came up with that name straight away, given that he would be born in 10 years, but that’s how it happened.”
Messi
“I was the first person in February 1987 to tell that on 24 June the world would witness the emergence of a human whom people would call the GOAT for his football achievements.
I also said that he would play for the team from the city where it’s easy to lay a Colombian girl having only $5 in the pocket and that would host the Summer Olympics in 5 years. My fellow-soothsayers were calling me mad and ‘old drunk’… I also came close to predicting the exact place where he would be born calling it ‘some shithole in Argentina’.”
Comments
Only the dumb will believe this guy .
Good joke😂
let him say something no one knows about messi and neymar that only they know about